she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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