my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
