what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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