Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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