your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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