White coat. Heels.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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