at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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