im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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