arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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