In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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