Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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