i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Sober January is a disaster.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
