well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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