I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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