Non-Jews are for practice
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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