i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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