No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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