It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Dick very happy bro
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
