Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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