But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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