HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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