I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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