they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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