you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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