apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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