I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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