when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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