i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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