East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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