We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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