He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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