doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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