I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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