I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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