You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm too high and old for this...
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