I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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