She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
