the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We don't watch enough power rangers
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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