The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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