Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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