You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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