whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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