I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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