so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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