Got a toothbrush?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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