My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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