mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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