3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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