guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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