how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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