I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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