Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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