I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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