Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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