Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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