i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
two words...techno handjob
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I still have a little drunk in my system
It was a blind-side dick pic.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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